Curtis L.

1.You're so stupid you walked into a antique shop and asked, "What's New?" 2.You're so stupid it took you an hour to bake minute rice. 3.You're so stupid you tried to alphababtize skittles. 4.You're so small you held up a sign that said please dont spit I'll drown. 5.You're so small when you wanted to air glide you had to have a cheerio as an air glider.

funniness: 5.73

rating: PG