Queen L.

After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. While in one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked into it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." And so, the old codger bought the 'picture'. When he arrived home, though, he remembered that his wife didn't like his father so he decided to hang it in the barn. Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go into the barn look at the 'picture'. The old codger's wife began to get suspicious of the many trips to the barn. So one day after her husband left for the fields, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the mirror, she fumed, "So that's the old gal he's runnin' after."

funniness: 4.72

rating: PG