Angus H.

There was a man, woman and gay in a train and the train went into a tunnel. As it is an old fashioned train, there were no lights so it went pitch black. Then there was a kissing sound and a slapping sound. When the lights came back on, the man and woman were sitting like nothing had happened and the gay was rubbing his cheek like he had been slapped. The gay thought that the man kissed the woman and the woman slapped him but missed and hit him. The woman thought the gay tried to kiss the man so the man slapped the gay and the man thought, "This is great! Next time we go under a tunnel, I'll make another kissing sound and slap the gay!"

funniness: 5.41

rating: R