Sarah I.

"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" "Yes, but I need a different suggestion." "Go ahead ask me." "You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant." "Yes, but ..." " And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife was pregnant." "Yes, but..." "And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was pregnant." " Yes, but..." "Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her with me?"

funniness: 6.42

rating: PG