Jamal H.

1. "My grades were better than the class bully's so he took it home." 2. "The Dog ate it" 3. "It was so-o-o good my teacher is having it framed." 4. "Really dad and mom, F stands for Fabulous." 5. And if all else fails, try this: "Oh, didn't I tell you? We don't get those until next week" (the hope is that this excuse will give you enough time to get out of the country before your parents find out the truth.)

funniness: 4.50

rating: G