Alex A.

A hillbilly and his wife are having sex in a muddy corn field one evening. The hillbilly asks, "Honey, could you check to see if it's in you or if it's in the mud?" She reaches down and checks. "It's in the mud." she tells him. "Well, could you put it back in?" She puts it back in and they continue having sex for a while before he asks again, "Honey, could you check to see if it's in you or if it's in the mud?" She checks again and says, "It's still in me, big fella!" "Ummm, could you put it back in the mud, please?"

funniness: 5.40

rating: PG