Bill T.

One night while a coronor and his assistant were working, the coronor decided to step out for a while and put his assistant in charge of his job. An hour later when the coronor came back, he asked his assistant, "So how's everything going?" The assistant replies, "All good except I found a shrimp in this woman's pussy!" And he showed the coronor the "shrimp". Laughing hysterically, the coronor says, "You dumbass, that's not a shrimp, that's her clit!" His assistant then replies, "Well god damn, it sure as hell tasted like shrimp!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: R