David Z.

There was an old lady who went to drug store to buy some asprin. But since she has a hearing problem she calls them asperns. She asked the pharmicist to give her some asperns. He says, "You mean these." She says, "Yea, that's them." She goes on the bus and takes out her asprin and she drops it, and the pills roll on the floor and she yells, "My asperns, my asperns." So the bus driver says, " Then go stick it out the window."

funniness: 4.43

rating: PG