Bill T.

A married couple of 15 years had an anniversary coming soon. The sex was getting old, so the wife decided to do something to spice it up as an anniversary gift, so she goes out and buys a pair of crotchless panties. When their anniversary finally comes, she puts them on, goes in the bedroom where her husband is, and says, "Ooh honey, you know you want some of this?" He says, "Hell no bitch, look what it did to your panties!"

funniness: 6.73

rating: R