Brian C.

An old man went by the shoe store one day and bought a pair of boots. He came home to his lovely old wife standing in the kitchen. "Honey, do you notice any different about me?" he asked. She said, "Did you get a haircut?" "No," he said. "Look closer." She looked harder and still couldn't tell. The old man left the room and came back a few minutes later naked except for his boots. "Honey, now do you notice any different about me?" he asked. The wife replied, "Well, your dick was down yesterday, it's down today, and it will be down forever." "You know why it's down?" he asked. "Cause it's looking at my new boots!" The wife nonchalantly replied, "You should have bought a hat."

funniness: 7.15

rating: R