Vicky F.

A snooker player was drinking at a bar and he spotted a really cute woman. She noticed him so she started to smile at him which tempted him to go over and check her up. The chatting went on for most of the night and when it came to closing time, she invited him back to her flat. When they got there, they started to kiss and then things got more hotter and heavier. They started to undress then he layed her on the bed and her legs was wide open. But all of a sudden, he stopped and thought to himself, "Should I go for the easy pink or hard brown?"

funniness: 5.52

rating: R