Shane G.

Some of the girls might say: - God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. - Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again? - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. - Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop! - God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many. - Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh). - Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children! - It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean. - I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock. - I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying? Some of the guys might say: - MY dick is bigger than your bonner. - Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration? - I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck. - A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise! - Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer. - God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. - If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons.

funniness: 7.38

rating: PG-13