Parker P.

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. WHACK! The roster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I just killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

funniness: 5.65

rating: R