Dick R.

There once was a guy from Alcatraz his balls were made out off brass instormy weather they cleaned together and sparks flew out of his ass. There once was a guy named Lou he fell a sleep in his canoe he dreamed of Venis and played with his penis and woke up with a hand full off goo. There once was a guy named Dave he lived with a dead whore in a cave she was missing a tit and smelled like shit but think all of the money he saved.

funniness: 6.43

rating: R