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Game Warden: Have you ever-hunted bear? Tourist: No, but Ive gone fishing in my shorts. Blonde: This match wont light. Brunette: Whats the matter with it? Blonde: I dont know, it lit before. Traveler: Id like a ticket to New York. Ticket Seller: Do you want to go by Buffalo? Traveler: Don't be silly. I want to go by plane. What did the sign in the travel agency say? Please go away.

funniness: 6.42

rating: G