Chazz P.

I was walking home after going out for the night when I saw a man with his finger up a very drunken mans arse. I asked him, "Why have you got your finger up his arse." He replied, "He's drunk, I'm trying to make him throw up." So I said to him, "Well you make him throw up by putting your finger up his arse?" He replied, "He'll bloody well throw up when I stick it down his throat."

funniness: 4.17

rating: PG