Brat G.

A blond man was going bald, he got to where he had one single hair, he loved that hair, he combed it every day, he washed it, conditioned it and trimmed it monthly. One Day, he woke up, and he went and glanced at a mirror, he noticed his one little hair was gone, "Oh no!" he cried, "I'm BALD!"

funniness: 3.71

rating: G