Jessica A.

One day a fireman saw a little boy come up to the firestation with a little red wagon. The fireman looked at the wagon and the little boy had fixed the wagon up to look just like a frietruck. The wagon had a coiled up water hose and it was red. But what was different was the little boy's wagon was pulled by his dog. The fireman looked at the dog and saw that the boy had a rope tied to the dog's private parts and to the wagon. The fireman then said to the little boy, "You got a nice firetruck there but if you would tie the rope to the dog's neck instead of it's private parts your truck would go faster." The little boy looked at the fireman and said, "Yeah I know but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

funniness: 6.33

rating: PG