Matthew S.

*Why are you here? *Is there a god? *Potatoes or Stuffing? *What if there where no Hypothetic Questions? *If a tree falls in the woods and no one can hear it will your fater still blame you? *What is the sound of one hand clapping? *What is the sound of one million hands clapping and don't you wish you knew? *Why does the person who snores the loudest fall asleep first? *What cam first: The McNugget or the McRib? *What if god made a rock band so big even he couldn't lift it? *If the whole world was color blind how would we know when the light turned green? *If Einstein was so smart, why is he dead?

funniness: 5.29

rating: PG