Cassi D.

10. "Look sir, droids!" 9. No time travlers picking up their own heads. 8. No alternate universes. 7. No transporters to save your butt at the last minute. 6. Aliens with makeup somewhere besides their foreheads. 5. Starship battles in 3 dimensions. 4. War, not neutral zones! 3. No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names. 2. No holodecks for lame plot ideas invented by actors. 1. Princess Leia in that slave girl outfit at Jabba's!

funniness: 5.57

rating: PG