Drew G.

It's the same bedroom you had as a kid but now your parents are charging you two grand a month. Your buildings security systemis a cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood. Rent must be paid in small nonsequential bills. Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing another article of your clothing. YOu can't get through your bedroom door because of yellow police tape.

funniness: 4.14

rating: PG