Mezza M.

I was a professor of medicine who was often assigned students to take around to various hospitals and show them the ropes. We would all pile into my small car and travel to the next venue. One such day there were four students crammed into the back of my car, one of whom remained silent for much of the journey. When we had been travelling for around fifteen minutes she said to me, in a strained voice, "Is it true that a human can survive with only one functioning kidney?" In chorus the others all replied, "Yes!" "Oh good," the student said, and turned to the girl next to her, "In that case, feel free to leave your elbow right where it is."

funniness: 5.58

rating: G