Zohaib F.

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA, when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of '-ese' are you?" The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of '-ese' are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc..." The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!". A while later, the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of '-key' are you?" The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean what kind of '-key' I am?" The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"

funniness: 5.58

rating: PG