Owais I.

"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the telephone number of the Theater Guild please." "One moment please." There is a pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for Theodore Guild." "No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild." "I told you sir, I have no listing for Theodore Guild." "Not Theodore! Theater! The word is theater! T-H-E-A-T-E-R!" "That, sir, is not the way Theodore is spelled."

funniness: 5.40

rating: G