Mike D.

There where three guys in a truck late one night and they had all been drinking. They stopped at one last liquer store along the way and bought a case of beer. Well these guys were just laughing it up and being real jerks with their driving. They passed a ghost cop car who pulled them over. "Quick! Everyone pull the lables off of your beer bottle and stick them on your forhead." the driver shouted. The other two looked at him like he was an idiot but they did what he said. "You boys been drinking tonight?" asked the officer. "No sir, we're on the patch!"

funniness: 6.49

rating: PG