Deb D.

Chandler, AZ - Sean Barry learned two important lessons about handcuffs. First - Don't play with handcuffs unless you have the key. Second - If you don't have the key, call a locksmith, not the police. The 23 year old waiter phoned police for help when he put on the cuffs and couldn't get them off. When officers made a routine background check on Barry they found an outstanding arrest warrant for failing to appear in court. Barry was taken into custody wearing his own handcuffs. Miami, FL - Police in Miami made a big bust - literally. They arrested a 325 pound woman for shoplifting after she passed out while trying to smuggle two 15 pound frozen turkeys stuffed in her bra.

funniness: 7.39

rating: PG