Linda J.

A pretty, teenaged girl was walking along the beach in her new three-piece swimsuit when suddenly, she dropped her $20 bill. A young teenaged boy picked it up and smiled at her. "Please give me back my $20 bill." she said. "Only if, you take off the first piece of your three-piece swimsuit." he said. The girl really wanted to get her $20 bill back so she obeyed, she took off the first piece of her three-piece swimsuit to show her chest. The boy gazed and then asked, "what is that?" The girl smiled and said, "Those are my bells, now give me back my $20 bill." The boy smiled slyly and said, "only if you take off the second piece of the your three-piece swimsuit." The girl thought, oh well, and she took off the second piece of her three-piece swimsuit to show her belly button. The boy gazed and asked, "what is that?" The girl smiled and said, "That's my button, now give me back my $20 bill." The boy smiled slyly and said, "Only if you take off the last piece of your three-piece swimsuit." And the girl did what he asked and took off the last piece of her three-piece bathing suit. The boy gazed and then asked, "What is that?" The girl smiles and says, "That's my slot, now give me back my $20 bill." The boy thought hard and said, "So if I put the $20 bill in the slot, push the button, and the bells will ring."

funniness: 4.32

rating: R