Locke W.

One day during a windstorm, a police man seen an old lady holding on to a post. With one hand on the post to keep her from flying off, another on her hat to keep that from blowing off. All of a sudden, a large gust of wind blew her dress up for all to see. Everybody was looking, so the police man screamed to the old lady. "Lady! Why don't you just take your hand off your hat and cover yourself up. Everybody is looking at you." The old lady replies, "Sir, what they are seeing is 85 years old body, this hat is brand new!"

funniness: 5.38

rating: PG