Danielle S.

A blonde walked into a ice cream parlor and bought a chocolate fudge ice cream cone. The woman behind the counter said it was $1.75. The blonde went into her purse, and pulled out a $20 bill. Then, she noticed a sign that said, "Please use small bills." The blonde didn't think her bill was very small, so she took out a pair of scissors and trimmed it!

funniness: 3.49

rating: G