Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Alex V.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camo and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday. Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Worse: She turns you on. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit into your clothes. Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: He was a counterfeiter. Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. Worse: She's a lot better in bed than your wife. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's on her way in. Worse: there's a big group of guys behind her. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

funniness: 8.40

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

An open letter to Airline Managers; I have a two step plan to save THE AIRLINES as well as make alot of money. 1.Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. 2.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't someone think of this already? Why do I still have to come up with these good ideas myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton

funniness: 8.67

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

I'll give you a ride but there is only one place to sit...

funniness: 8.38

rating: PG

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pvlk k.

Why put the sign in the first place?

funniness: 8.51

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.23

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.33

rating: PG

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Deema G.

funniness: 8.39

rating: PG

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pvlk k.

quite a wake up call

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.77

rating: G

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Casey S.

funniness: 8.43

rating: PG

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