Sun S.

One day a blond went to find a job at a orchard. He got the job and in came his first customer. The customer asked, "How much are these apples?" and the blond yelled, "I don't know!" The customer left and the boss came in and said, "When somebody asks you that question, you say only 50 cents!" So another customer came in and said, "How much are those apples?" And the blonde said only 50 cents. Then the customer asked, "Are they fresh?" and the blonde screemed, "I don't know!" So the customer left and the boss said, "When somebody asks you that question you say fresh, fresh, very fresh." Another customer came in and said, "How much are those apples?" And the blonde replied, "Only 50 cents!" Then the customer asked, "Are they fresh?" And the blone said, "Fresh, fresh, very fresh." Then the customer asked "Can I buy them?" And the blonde screemed, "I don't know! I'm a new guy, get it?" So the customer left and the boss comes in and said, "When somebody asked you that question, you said, "If you don't somebody else will." One day a robber came in and he asked, "How much money do you have in that cash register?" And the blond replied, "Only 50 cents!" Then the robber asked, "Are you being fresh with me?" And the blond replied, "Fresh, fresh, very fresh!" Then the robber asked, "Can I shoot you?" And the blond replied, "If you don't somebody else will!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: PG