Kim W.

One day a blonde went to the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I hurt all over!" The doctor said, "Can you be more specific." The blonde touched her breast and said, "Ooch, that hurt!" Then she touched her crouch and said, "God damn it! See I hurt all over." The doctor said, "Just as I thought, I'm sorry to report that you have a broken figure!"

funniness: 4.39

rating: R