Fredrick F.

1. Open a new document in Word ! 2. Type " Unable to get a date " (Don't type in the ""'s of course !) 3. Highlight the sentence ! 4. Pull down the tools menu, and click on " set language " 5. Set the language to English(United States) Click OK ! 6. Pull down the tools menu again and this time click on " Thesaurus " (What you should see is "Unable to get an erection !") I think this only works in the Word97 Professional edition !

funniness: 5.73

rating: PG