Tessa M.

Some DEEP THOUGHTS to start off your week with: . How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? . STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. . You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. . Clones are people two. . If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? . No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning. . If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? . Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. . Think "honk" if you're telepathic. . Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. . I went to a store which said open 24 hours and he was closing. When I asked why he said, "We're open 24 hours, but not in a row." . Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? . I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. . Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? . If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? . Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse? . Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? . If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? . Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

funniness: 7.56

rating: G