Senan G.

How do you make a dog go "Miaow" like a cat? Put the dog in the freezer and when its frozen take it out and put it through a band-saw and listen to it "Miaow". How do you make a cat go "Woof"? Throw petrol on it and light a match and listen to it go "Woof".

funniness: 3.11

rating: PG