Angus H.

There was a lady of 94 who did fart that flew out the door. The fart went rolling down the street and knocked a copper of his feet. The fart went from here to Bristol. Bristol City were playing soccer at home and kicked the fart over to Rome. Julieus Ceaser was drinking his gin and opened his mouth and the fart went in. The fart went rolling down his spine and knocked his balls right out of line. The ball went shooting out of his bum and his dick felt very num! The balls went rolling down the street and........ (You get the point!)

funniness: 3.50

rating: R