Tony P.

Okay, get a pen, and a piece of paper. Number it 1 to 8 along the left margin, skipping a line each time. Ready? Okay now don't go down to the bottom to read the answer! 1. Pick your favorite meat: Beef or Pork. 2. Pick your favorite color: Orange, Blue or Purple. 3. What is your name? 4. Write it in cursive if you printed your name above, or in print if you wrote your name above. 5. Think of a number between 1-100. 6. If you've taken a test like this before, write down how many times you have. 7. Are you a heterosexual? 8. Do you like The Teletubbies? Ready... MAKE A WISH! o oo ooo oooo ooooo oooooo ooooooo oooooo ooooo oooo ooo oo o oo ooo oooo ooooo oooooo ooooooo oooooo ooooo oooo ooo oo o *************************************************************************** 1. If you picked beef, you like beef. If you picked pork, you like "the other white meat." 2. It's a COLOR, it means nothing! 3. Congratulations, you know your name! 4. If you did both, you must have passed 3rd grade, or if not, have the I.Q. of a garden slug. 5. This is how many times you've been laid. 6. If it's above 5, you are a LOSER! 7. I sure as hope so, but if not, hey, that's your perogitive. 8. If so...FREAK! Thanks for taking the time to do this useless test!

funniness: 3.92

rating: PG