Travis W.

Three guys speeding down the highway while they were drunk and they got pulled over by a cop. The cop said if all three of your dicks can equal the same or bigger than my dick which is 19 1/2 inches long i'll let you guys go. So the first one pulled out his dick and it was 10 inches long, then the second one pulled out his dick and it was 9 inches long, then the third one pulled out his dick and it was 1/2 an inch long. Then the cop said, "I guess I have to let you go!" The three guys were talking about it on the way home, and the guy with the 1/2 inch dick said wooo that was close, I'm glad I had a boner.

funniness: 5.48

rating: R