Lisa B.

Bumper stickers found while cruising the internet: 1. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. 2. Change is inevitable, exept from a vending machine. 3. Warning: dates in calander are closer than they appear. 4. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep. 5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

funniness: 4.16

rating: PG