Lisa B.

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was smartest. The first man, an engineer, called his dog, "T square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accountant, called his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead." The canine went into the kitchen, nibbled open a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles. The next man, a chemist, bekoned his dog, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge , took out a litre of milk and poured exactly 250 mililitres into a measuring cup. The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "Go to it." With that the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.

funniness: 5.69

rating: PG