Ian Lage L.

Out in the forest lived a birch tree and a beech tree. And between them a sappling was growing. The birch tree asked is that a son of a birch or a son of a beech, I don't know said the beech. Then out of nowere a wood pecker flew by and landed on the tree. They asked would you go down there and see if thats a son of birch or a son of a beech and the bird said "sure." They waited awhile then the wood pecker came back and said, "Gentlmen, that is niether a son of a birch or a son of a beech but the best piece of ash that I have ever stuck my pecker in."

funniness: 6.39

rating: R