Josh S.

This guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk at the desk if he has any condoms with pesticides on them. The guy looks at him and says, "don't you mean spermicide?" The guy says,"no I mean pesticide." The pharmicist says, "you want a condom with pesticide on it?" The guy responds, "because my wife has a bug up her ass and I wanna get that sucker."

funniness: 7.14

rating: R