Tony P.

A priest walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the priest offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of God, you serve the Lord, your money is no good here." The next day, he found a Bible and a gold rosery on the front steps of the shop. A day later, a cop walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the cop offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of the law, you protect people, your money is no good here." The next day, he found a box of donuts on the front steps of the shop. A day later, a lawyer walks into a barber shop, and asks for a hair cut. When the barber was finished, the lawyer offered the man some money, but the barber said, "No, you're a man of the government, you help people in trouble, your money is no good here." The next day, he found twelve more lawyers on the front steps of the shop.

funniness: 7.05

rating: PG