Kenneth V.

One day there was a woman who had two poodles. She liked them so much that she brought them everywhere. She got to the bus stop that day, and wondered if her dogs could go in. Anyway the bus came and she decided to ask. "Sir, May I bring in boobes and boobes?" (The names of the dogs.) The man was shocked and said, "Well why not, I don't leave my dick at home to go to work!"

funniness: 5.18

rating: R