Michelle N.

One day three girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, were fighting over the most gorgeous guy in New York. The guy, not knowing which girl to choose, decided to be reasonable. "Let's have a deal," he told the girls. "The one who can get down from that skyscraper without being hurt will be my date." So the three girls got up on the roof of the skyscraper. The blonde tried to get down first. She simply spread her arms out and jumped. Seconds later, the blonde was lying dead on the ground. Then it was the redhead's turn. She'd brought a parachute and used it to fly down. Little did she know that someone had sabotaged it. Moments later she was also lying dead next to the blonde. The guy shook his head, thinking he wouldn't have a date for the night and shouted to the brunette, "Are you sure you wanna do this?" The brunette just smirked and took the elevator down.

funniness: 7.23

rating: PG