John W.

- Our evil villain's plans can't be foiled by a farm-boy. - Klingons vs. Ewoks. Care to make a bet? - Ferengi are better swindlers than jawas. - The Dominion has a bigger, and relatively more useless and vulnerable structure than the Death Star. - Data and Lore can take any Star Wars droid any day. - Lightsabres don't really do good against an electro-magnetic creature... - We have god beings :-) <Q, Kevin, Amanda, etc...> - Our troops don't wear shabbily made pieces of plastic armor which doesn't protect against attacks in any way. - Beam Star Wars characters into outer space. - The Borg Collective would adapt to lightsabres and other energy weapons.

funniness: 5.05

rating: G