Moe R.

Why do psychics have to ask your name? Did ancient doctors refer to IVs as "fours"? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

funniness: 6.42

rating: PG