Zach M.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass." Then he noticed a beautiful woman sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," she said, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

funniness: 7.36

rating: PG-13