Sara S.

A man and a woman got married. The first night he read his newspaper and turned off the lights. The second night the woman went to her mother and said, "he's not having sex with me!" The mother said, "Take off your clothes and lay naked on the bed." So the woman did that, but again he did nothing. So she went back to her mother and her mother told her to lay naked on the bed and spread her legs and the mother hid behind the door to see what would happen. The woman took her clothes off and spread her legs and her husband reached down there so the mother decided it worked and went away. The next day the daugther asked her mother the same thing but her mother said, "I thought it worked." The daughter said, " No, he just moistened his fingers to turn the newspaper."

funniness: 6.41

rating: R