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Three little boys were sitting in their back yard when one asked, "What should we do?" Another said, "Let's play the animal game!" So they started playing the animal game. The first boy, a brunette five-year-old, said that he would be a lion because they are so strong and brave. The second boy, a red-headed three-year-old, said that he would be monkey because they are so flexible and silly. The third boy, a blonde two-year-old, said that he didn't care, as long as he didn't have to be potty-trained.

funniness: 3.91

rating: PG